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April 15, 2020 at 07:00PM - StevenCrowder
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![]() April 15, 2020 at 07:00PM - StevenCrowder Steven Crowder Takes the Political Compass Test! | #665 | Louder with Crowder Click the headline to read the full report at StevenCrowder ![]() The term “essential business” lately has been met with some controversy. It’s how the government decides what businesses should be allowed to stay open while we’re still all pandemic AF. But every business is an essential one to the people who own it and the people who work for it. Most notable essential businesses are grocery stores, restaurants, and now the WWE. Yes, the wrestling company (see WWE Legend The Undertaker: STAND for the National Anthem and Pro Wrestler Glenn Jacobs Savages Democrat Tim Ryan Over SOTU Walkout). The company in which the president of the United States is a hall of famer has been declared an essential business in the state of Florida, making it a top-five Florida Man story of the year.
So why Florida? The WWE owns a studio there that allows it to keep producing content from a closed set and a controlled environment. Originally, the rumored plan was to record shows to last through May (as rival company AEW did). Now, with this new decree from the governor, the company can continue producing live programs. Also, there may or may not be this.
I’ll let the election lawyers sort that out. But for wrestling fans like myself, we can continue to be entertained by the artistry of wrestling matches that are performed in front of no audience members. Don’t ever say that we aren’t all making sacrifices during the pandemic. NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON ITUNES HERE.April 15, 2020 at 10:34AM - Florida Has Declared that the WWE Is an Essential Business During the Pandemic Click the headline to read the full report at Louder With Crowder ![]() If you really want to beef up your numbers on anything, just add more numbers. This works whenever you want someone to feel bad for you. Instead of telling the truth and saying something like “Wow, I’m exhausted, I worked 9 hours straight today” say something like “Wow, I’m dead, I literally worked 27 hours today.” New York City has seemingly done the same with the WuHuFlu death count. They just added 3,700 new dead people to the rona dole. But there’s one tiny catch. The newly dead were never actually tested for COVID-19. It’s just assumed they croaked from it. From The New York Times:
Would you look at that. Why almost overnight, the kung flu sicken has taken thousands more lives, thus putting the number at least semi-closer to the once ballyhooed figure of MILLIONS then rolled back to HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS and now we’re closer to JUST OVER TWO DOZEN THOUSANDS of dead people from the cough. Except officials are now including people who may have never had the virus, just “presumed to have died from it.” This falls in line with Madam of the Scarves in Springtime, Dr. Birx, admitting that “we’re taking a liberal approach to mortality.” Dr. Birx Explains How COVID-19 Deaths are Counted: ‘A Liberal Approach to Mortality’.
Presumed but not confirmed. Oh. Isn’t that nice. Tell me if I’m crazy, but doesn’t this seem like an effort to boost those COVID-19 numbers? I’d like to remind everyone that yes, I have been a rather insufferable brat about this whole thing, but Sweden didn’t close down anything and they’re doing pretty good considering. So beware the social distancing mantra as reason for any curve flattening. Sweden Didn’t Lock Down, Didn’t Tank Their Economy, and DIDN’T Suffer from COVID-19. It just seems to me like media and politicos are trying to scare people shitless over a disease so bad, officials are adding people who may have never even had the disease to the death count. Kind of reminds me of fake hate crimes, but you know. I just hate the old people. NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON APPLE PODCASTS. April 15, 2020 at 10:25AM - New York City Adds Thousands to COVID Death Count. But Never Tested Positive… Click the headline to read the full report at Louder With Crowder ![]() The hold the communist Chinese government has over the world is alarming. With warning signs out the yin-yang (see WATCH: Lebron James Defends Communist China Over Mean Tweets and WATCH: People of Hong Kong Plead for Trump’s Help Against China). Maybe it took a pandemic caused by them to get the world to open its eyes. Unfortunately, CNN refuses to look. Especially Senior Douchey McDouchebag Correspondent Jim Acosta. The only person to blame for anything ever is Donald Trump. Ted Cruz wants to know whose side Acosta is really on.
This isn’t to say that Trump couldn’t stand to read Jocko’s “Extreme Ownership.” The president doesn’t take responsibility for the words that tweet out of his hands, even when you show him the tweets and say, “See, you said this.” But all the early decisions Trump (as well as most world leaders) made about the pandemic were based on the information available to him — information we now know was misleading at best (if not straight-up bullshit) from China and backed up by the WHO. If we’re going to throw blame around, start there. Anyone who doesn’t start there is a hack. Who most likely works at CNN. NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON ITUNES HERE.April 15, 2020 at 08:46AM - Ted Cruz Slaps Around Jim Acosta for Parroting Communist Chinese Talking Points Click the headline to read the full report at Louder With Crowder ![]() April 14, 2020 at 05:11PM - StevenCrowder The Case for Reopening America | SCRAPYARD | Louder with Crowder Click the headline to read the full report at StevenCrowder ![]() April 14, 2020 at 05:21PM - StevenCrowder #8 Good Morning #MugClub Click the headline to read the full report at StevenCrowder ![]() Not everything about the COVID-19 era of 2020 has been a complete fecal show. We’ve learned a lot about not just each other, but what we can do without. As government ramps up to prove what big powerful protectors of the little people it is, I’d like to show how much of what government does is useless tripe. Like the public school system, a pet project of state government. Along with everything else, public schools shuttered their doors early into the COVID wave of finding out who cares about liberty and who cares about government protecting them from The longer any of us goes without something, the easier it is for us to live without it. Like head lice and schools. Things that are not mutually exclusive. For transparency’s sake, I haven’t thrown a backpack into a minivan with stick figures on the back windshield to shuffle my offspring to la esquela. I state this so you understand my opinion on the matter of dropping off children at a government school for 6 to 7 hours is just my opinion. Though I was once a wee one who was dropped off at the government school for 6 to 7 hours. Okay? Okay. But after schools shuttered their jam-handed sticky doors, I must assume that those of you who did send Skyler and Braden to public elementary, middle or high school have been responsible for caring for and educating Skyler and Braden during the day. My guess is, based on what I’ve heard anecdotally from people in my wide circle of more than six feet apart (I “social distancing” before it was coined, thank you), you parents have discovered a few things:
For years conservatives have bemoaned the social justice garbage shoved down children’s throats, churning out little mindless drones who can’t always add but can tell you how terrible the white man was to the peaceful indigenous peoples of America. But for the first time in possibly any of our lifetimes, that’s changed. Parents who may have just complained before were forced to take control. Now parents not only know what their children are being taught, they’re the ones deciding if they should actually teach it. Why, it’s almost like parents are taking a more active role in their children’s education and children are actually getting educated in subjects that matter. Parental rights: 1, state-sponsored liberal indoctrination: 0. And it was all because governments told schools to shut down. Let’s take a beat to savor the moment. What may have been a huge adjustment at first has likely fallen into a routine now. And, again anecdotally, I’ve heard from my friends who have the babes, homeschooling is… kind of nice. That’s an irreverent gif but what else were you expecting? Lemme keep this sucker short-ish by ending with a number of questions we should ask ourselves as different components of our country, businesses and government re-open.
How have you found homeschooling your kids? Do you like it? Hate it? Hate it at first but like it now? Vice versa? Do let me know, I think this could be an interesting shift and might alter the next generation if parents are able to bring up their children with their own value system, rather than the state’s. ~ Written by Courtney Kirchoff April 14, 2020 at 05:08PM - OPINION: Can We Finally Admit the Public School System is Useless? Click the headline to read the full report at Louder With Crowder ![]() The coronavirus pandemic’s got everybody wildin’, losing their minds to one degree or another (see Bill Maher UNLOADS on Liberals Crying Racism Over ‘Chinese Virus’ and Remember All the Times the Media Downplayed the Coronavirus? We Do …). However, no matter how stressful your quarantine is, there’s no excuse not to adhere to proper social distancing guidelines. Thankfully there are heroes like this guy to snitch on his neighbors, friends, and randos on social media. Because remember, we’re all in this together.
The problem with satire is that as ridiculous as it may come across, there’s always some truth to it. There are actually people living among us who will watch this video and get upset that they’re being made fun of. Then they’ll call CPS because there are two kids riding their bikes on the sidewalk and they aren’t six feet apart from each other, only five feet and about eight inches. They can tell just by measuring the distance with their eyes. It makes me think of a car parade they threw for my niece’s birthday and how if someone snitched, that person would have been dragged out of their house. Only instead of being jolly-stomped, everyone would have taken turns coughing on them. NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON ITUNES HERE.April 14, 2020 at 09:06AM - This Social Distancing Snitch Is the Hero We Deserve [WATCH] Click the headline to read the full report at Louder With Crowder ![]() Attacking the police is a national pastime for the left. I’m fairly certain the douche who scores the highest at the end of the year wins a trophy (see Transgender Activists Chastise Olympia, WA City Council for Allowing Police in Government Buildings and Police Officers Asked to Leave Starbucks After Customer Complains About Their Presence). It’s worse for the NYPD, who start their jobs every day knowing the mayor and all NYC politicians will throw them under the bus if someone like de Blasio or AOC thinks they can score a single political point doing so. Imagine how big of an assclown you have to be to think you look like the hero in this video.
I can’t confirm if this video took place in the past month. The guy would be a big enough asshole if it took place earlier. So maybe file this using the CNN/Sandmann precedence. But if this took place in the past week or so, considering all that’s going on in the city (the numbers in the tweet are accurate), I can only hope that someone coughed on this guy as he was walking down the street. And that the police were too busy parking their car to notice. NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON ITUNES HERE.April 14, 2020 at 08:38AM - This Big Stupid Idiot Recorded Himself Verbally Attacking NYPD [VIDEO] Click the headline to read the full report at Louder With Crowder ![]() It was not a good day for mainstream media. It started with Trump waking up. It ended with Trump crushing their wills to lie. See what I did there? Let’s start with the goods.
Wait, because it gets better. Donald Trump actually played a media montage, of the media downplaying the virus, to the MEDIA.
My how it shines! But then there’s CNN’s four different Chryon graphics to handle the onslaught of slap boxing.
WHICH ONE OF THESE CHRYON GRAPHICS WILL LAND, KAREN?! Listen, the only positive note from all this COVID-Crazy is the always entertaining Donald Trump vs. The Press light and sound show. Trump putting the press over his knee for a booty spank is just good TV and anyone who disagrees with me wants old people to die. Pretty sure those are the rules. If media is going to accuse Trump of not doing enough to stop the spread of the Wuhan, then they better be on record urging for the cessation of the spread of the Wuhan. But the opposite is true. Media didn’t much care about the rona until after it was confirmed it was here. Prior to that, being concerned about the Chinese virus proved you were a racist who hates won tons. How dare you be concerned about a foreign contagion. So sorry, media. If you’re on the record downplaying the virus, you can’t accuse Trump of downplaying the virus. Especially when the opposite is true. But thanks for the show. It, as always, was worth a watch. Need a quick laugh? Check out and subscribe to our new YouTube channel CROWDER BITS for Louder with Crowder skits, opens, and parody videos! April 13, 2020 at 07:50PM - Donald Trump Eviscerates the Mainstream Media and CNN’s Chyron Graphics Show It Click the headline to read the full report at Louder With Crowder |
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