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May 18, 2020 at 11:40AM - StevenCrowder
#16 Good Morning #MugClub
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![]() May 18, 2020 at 11:40AM - StevenCrowder #16 Good Morning #MugClub Click the headline to read the full report at StevenCrowder ![]() Today, we discuss all the ways "experts" were wrong about coronavirus. Steven takes a more in-depth look at COVID-19: Death predictions, masks, testing, economic impact, ventilators, hospitals, infection rates, and death rates, to expose the incompetence of our treasured "experts." Steven Crowder goes live at 10 AM ET. May 19, 2020 at 08:39AM - Tarah Price LIVE: COVID-19 'experts' EXPOSED Click the headline to read the full report at Louder With Crowder ![]() My morning starts around 6:30 a.m. Eastern. I make myself a cup of coffee, play a few rounds of Angry Birds 2 on my phone, then head to my study to start my work day by scouring the internet for the day's news. For every single news story that catches the slightest bit of my interest, there are at least ten that have me yelling "HOW IN THE NAME OF JEBUS IS THIS EVEN A THING?" Like a boutique clothing line that is selling Andrew Cuomo underpants. For that special lady who has completely given up on life. Here's the deal ... Los Angeles-based clothing brand Canava just rolled out a new line of women's underwear branded with the last names of the newly-minted sex symbols ... and it's looking like the most genius quarantine move since washing your hands. The company has been cleaned out of their Cuomo inventory just like Andrew Cuomo's incompetence has cleaned out New York's nursing homes (see ANDREW CUOMO SAYS PEOPLE WILL DIE NO MATTER WHAT IS DONE and NEW YORK JUST DISCOVERS 1,700 NEW COVID-19 DEATHS FROM NURSING HOMES). I don't care how much of a smoke show you are: If the pants are sliding off and the word "Cuomo" starts peeking out, the pants are being pulled right back up, a headache is being faked, and I'm claiming that I'll call tomorrow even though we both know what's really happening right now. Unless you're really hot, but I doubt that would be the case. The woman actually buying Cuomo — or Dr. Fauci — underpants most likely is only showing them to her eleventy cats, as she sits there ranking her top ten all-time episodes of Grey's Anatomy. Before the Fauci panties get thrown on the pile with her Beto thong.
![]() At this stage in the pandemic game, there are two groups of people: Those who think it's time to get back to normal and allow people to once again start to make a living and support both themselves and their loved ones, and snitch-ass little b!tches, many of whom have not only been employed this whole time, but work in the media. One might be led to believe media attacks on businesses opening could be political: the simple calculation the economy opening is good for Trump, therefore the economy opening is bad. I'll let the MAGA forums fight that out. But the media does seem to be particularly angry with Trump supporting UFC president Dana White (see UFC PRESIDENT DANA WHITE ENDORSES DONALD TRUMP'S RE-ELECTION and DANA WHITE ON TRUMP HATERS: JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM). White responded to some in the media with his usual subtle and subdued demeanor. I would have preferred him to finally make it official that it'll be Aljamain Sterling fighting for the vacant bantamweight title. But bashing the press is good too.
New Jersey Gym Reopens in Violation of Executive Orders. Cops Reacted with True Patriotism!5/18/2020 ![]() The past few months have been enlightening, and not in all ways good. Plenty of power-hungry cops have emerged from their patrol cars to be complete and total dicks as they act on governments' orders. Never mind those orders are unconstitutional. But as it turns out, not all police officers are total wangs. Either taking a leaf from this Seattle cop's book, or being actual patriots through and through, these cops in New Jersey attended a gym reopening in violation of New Jersey's dumb executive orders, and gave the best statement I've heard so far:
![]() May 18, 2020 at 11:41AM - StevenCrowder Gov. Cuomo Did WHAT To Nursing Homes?! | Louder with Crowder Click the headline to read the full report at StevenCrowder ![]() Not sure how many times I've heard Trump say "If it wasn't for the shutdown, 2.5 million Americans would've died." What I do know is that my eyeballs nearly detached from my orbital cavity every time such malarkey was uttered. The Pandemic Porn prediction of MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL DIE OMG was based on Neil Ferguson's deathly hopeful model which has been widely criticized and now has been tested. Modeling experts out of Britain have now said the model is a jumbled mess. Professor Neil Ferguson's computer coding was derided as "totally unreliable" by leading figures, who warned it was "something you wouldn't stake your life on". Might be time to use your mask as toilet paper. Let's be real, you can't stop putting your hands on it, adjusting it because it's so uncomfortable to wear a face diaper. But congratulations, now we all know how much you care. "There appears to be a bug in either the creation or re-use of the network file. If we attempt two completely identical runs, only varying in that the second should use the network file produced by the first, the results are quite different," the Edinburgh researchers wrote. "Models must be capable of passing the basic scientific test of producing the same results given the same initial set of parameters … otherwise, there is simply no way of knowing whether they will be reliable," said Michael Bonsall, Professor of Mathematical Biology at Oxford University. Brace yourselves: the disease was never as bad as Neil Ferguson likely wanted it to be. Heck, he didn't even abide by his own shutdown rules. We essentially shut down the global economy for a cough. Some of us have been saying our reaction to COVID-19 was a giant mistake and even a gross OVERREACTION the moment we learned who this virus adversely affected (elderly with underlying health conditions) and who it didn't (just about everyone else). At that point, some of us tried sounding the alarm that maybe we shouldn't be so hasty with lockdowns or quarantining healthy people in order to "slow the spread" or "flatten the curve." Terms which everyone has conveniently forgotten as the goalposts shifted to So at this point, I'm going to say on behalf of all those who went insane knowing the shutdown was a mistake and the virus not nearly as bad as predicted: TOLD YOU SO! I'm sorry if that's hard to hear, but no I am not. What I am sorry about is over 30 million people unemployed, businesses lost forever, and very likely some awful secondary affects of shutting down not just the economy, but the medical sector, deeming some medical care "non-essential." Depression, suicides, substance abuse and God only knows what else will likely skyrocket over this shutdown to "flatten the curve." End the shutdown. It never should've happened. All you people still demanding we stay shutdown for your own selfish reasons or fears can stay home. But you cannot make the world revolve around your self-centered nature. The rest of us have lives to live.
![]() Usually when the word California is uttered on this website, it's generally in relation to it being a horrible place. Mostly because California is a horrible place. Good beaches and wine. But a lot of the people and most of the politicians leave a lot to be desired (see CALIFORNIA: BANK ROBBER MAY ALSO BE CHARGED WITH 'CULTURAL APPROPRIATION' and JOE ROGAN MAY MOVE TO TEXAS OVER LA'S COVID RESTRICTIONS). Except the city of Atwater seems like a nice place to live. It's also a sanctuary city. A sanctuary city for businesses! Suck it, pandemic!
![]() Every marginalized generation needs an anthem that defines their struggle agains the establishment and olds. With this generation being more marginalized than any marginalized generation before them (see SJW CORRECTLY ASSUMES STEVEN CROWDER HAS A PENIS and MARVEL REBOOTS 'NEW WARRIORS' WITH NON-BINARY HEROES ... SNOWFLAKE AND SAFESPACE), it needs an extra-special song!
![]() Have you ever gone for a 12-mile jog, entered the home of a stranger, ran when confronted by a neighborhood resident, and charged a concerned resident who was holding a shotgun? No? Me either. It should go without saying that life is precious, making the loss of life tragic, no matter the circumstances. However, it's entirely reasonable to assume the intent of a person is malicious when they choose to enter a home unlawfully, then runs when someone asks them WTF they are doing. As the Ahmaud Arbery case unfolds, the mainstream media is doing what it does — taking full advantage of the opportunity to race bait until their little hearts are content. Now, please sit back and enjoy some biting and poignant commentary from Steven Crowder and the HodgeTwins as they make sense of out of the known facts in the Ahmaud Arbery case. May 17, 2020 at 03:33PM - Tarah Price The HodgeTwins weigh-in on Ahmaud Arbery Click the headline to read the full report at Louder With Crowder |
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