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Chael Sonnen is a national treasure. He's an All-American, has a blackbelt in BJJ, and a great mind for mixed martial arts. He also has beef with John Cena.
(I wanted a gif of AJ Styles and The Club saying "BEAT UP JOHN CENA" but it doesn't exist)
It may not be "beef" as much as Sonnen can't stand John Cena's social media use. Namely, Cena having his assistant tweet out inspirational quotes they found on the internet in an attempt to make Cena look "deep" or "intellectual." Sonnen can't stop sh*tting on him for it, and it's fantastic.
If I spent the rest of my life with nothing but a dictionary, thesaurus, and something to write with, I will never come up with a better sentence than "It seems to be ridiculing itself; like a perfect organism of stupidity that requires no outside factors to survive."
Sonnen is a poet laurete of Twitter roasts.
His descriptive way to paint visuals is unparrelled. You can SEE John Cena doing this.
Chael is also a master of anaologies.
And a man who isn't afraid to reach out for help when he finds himself in times of trouble.
Only Chanel Sonnen knows why he decided to make sh*tting on John Cena his cause du joir. I'm just thankful for the laughs.
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November 04, 2022 at 08:29AM - Brodigan
MMA legend won't stop roasting John Cena over his faux 'inspirational' quotes and it's the best thing on Twitter
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