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Team DeSantis has entered the game. After translager Bud Light made the unfortunate decision to prioritize a temporary ESG boost over their customers, there have been calls for boycotts. Cans are being spiked like footballs. Twelve packs are getting Swiss cheese'd up. Coors is making sure they monitor their low-level marketing staffers to prevent this from happening to them. It's chaos out on these streets.
For their contribution to the culture war, Team DeSantis has offered up a parody of a classic Bud Light commercial saluting the real men of genius...who have rigged the system in women's sports.
Today, we recognize the men who have hacked the system. Once mediocre in the men's division, now the cream of the crop in the women's. You couldn't cut it with the boys, so you pished women off the podium. Because without you, sports would be fair. Without you, women's sports would be for...well, women.
All of our favorites are there. Smasher of orbital bones Fallon Fox. Laurel Hubbard, who shattered the glass ceiling becoming the first transwoman to choke in the Olympics. NCAA swimming champion Lia Thomas who while now a woman was born male, went through puberty as a male, still has male genitalia, and still dates women just like those who were born male and went through puberty as males with male genitalia have been traditionally known to do.
I can tell some of you youngbloods are confused right now. This is what Bud Light ads used to be:
April 18, 2023 at 06:04AM - Brodigan
Team DeSantis drops laugh-out-loud Bud Light parody mocking "real men of genius" in women's sports
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