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Not since Joe Biden blew ass in front of the royal family have I been so happy to write about flatulence. We as human beings learn three things at a very early age. We learn how to walk. We learn how to talk. And we learn that farts equal funny. Some of us never outgrow that. I can confirm that 46-year-old bloggers don't outgrow that. And by Ted Cruz's own admission, 51-year-old United States senators don't outgrow that. Nor should they.
Cruz was on his podcast The Verdict with whatshisface from the Daily Wire. Like many of us, both the senator and the other guy are excited about Elon Musk buying a stake in Twitter. Twitter employees won't calm down. Those of us who are fans of free speech think Musk's move shows promise. The senator is so happy, he might be a Tesla, but truth be told, he was leaning towards buying one anyway.
April 07, 2022 at 11:35AM - Brodigan
Ted Cruz Proclaims His Love of Fart Sounds, Might Buy Tesla for Its 'Fart Sounds' Feature
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