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Soccer player Megan Rapinoe ended her career injured when, doing her best to impersonate Aaron Rodgers, tore her Achilles tendon in a non-contact injury. During the post-match presser, she lashed out at God, claiming her ending her career injured and on the ground is proof that He does not exist.
Referencing Rodgers' injury, she said she was going to call him to discuss recovery since he is on the fast track. She got shrill and bitter from there: "I thought about it a little bit. I mean, I'm not a religious person or anything, and if there was a God, this is proof that there isn't."
Then she used His name in vain with profanities. “I’m not a religious person or anything, and if there was a god, like, this is proof that there isn’t. This is f*cked up. It’s just f*cked up. Six minutes in and I eat my Achilles.”
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We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website aren't going to do the faux-outrage thing. She was attempting to be funny and failed miserably at it. However, the Lord does work in mysterious ways. Instead of blaming Him for her injury, Rapinoe might have been better off had she acknowledged all the gifts He had blessed her with.
The fact that even an insufferable blowhard like Megan could be as successful as she is should be proof God was looking out for her. How does she express her appreciation for the gifts of athletic prowess and a competitive spirit? By supporting policies that make it harder for other young girls to have the same opportunities she did.
There are also the opportunities God blessed her with at the expense of others. Rapinoe was given a lucrative endorsement deal with Subway, even though she was so unlikable Subway franchises begged corporate not to air her commercial. Rapinoe was blessed with a job as a Victoria's Secret model even though... know what I mean? It costs the company BILLIONS AND BILLIONS of dollars. If anything, an argument could be made for Subway and VS to question the existence of God.
If we're digging deep into theology, an argument can be made through Rapinoe's injury that there IS a God. Should He be the one responsible for her torn Achilles, it would confirm that God is a) a Him, b) sick of her woke bullsh*t, and most importantly, c) acknowledges that soccer is stupid.
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November 13, 2023 at 07:11AM - Brodigan
Watch: Megan Rapinoe lashes out at God, who, in His infinite wisdom, caused her to get injured in her last soccer match
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