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Target is holding emergency meetings out of fear of becoming the next Bud Light. Conservatives have been signaling out the retail chain's "pride" collecting targeting children. Depending on the region, the company is in a panic. Most attention has been focused on their "tuck-friendly" bathing suits. "Tucking" is something you do if you have a weiner you don't want to have but aren't committed to the gimmick enough to chop it off. But the collection doesn't stop there!
Fitness YouTuber Becky Weiss shared a video on Instagram to highlight some of the other items available for you (and your kids) to signal your virtue over.
If I were to do POWER RANKINGS?
3. The Queer x 4 shirt. The shirt that says "Say Gay" is lazy and sooooo 2022 Pride. Not that Quad Queer shows that much more originality. But I'm fascinated that it's a good word now. For the longest time, it was a bad word. Like, and Homer Simpson "that's our word for making fun of you, we need it" bad word. I'm unclear how or when that changed. Or maybe it's only a good word depending on context. The rules are confusing.
2. "I'm Proud of You Always" bib. Unintentionally hilarious, because anyone who buys that isn't buying it for their baby. They are buying it to impress all the other woke liberal women who come to the monthly book club. This month they are reading "Rogue Justice" by Former Governor Stacey Abrams.
1. No Validation Needed. I have to agree with Becky, this shirt is the best. You are wearing a shirt that says "no validation needed." By wearing the shirt, you are by definition needing validation.
I should point out it's not the entire company that is in a panic. I'm sure these are selling like hotcakes in New York City and Los Angeles. And as Target CEO Brian Cornell says, these items "are just good business decisions, and it’s the right thing for society, and it’s the great thing for our brand."
If you disagree, you might want to find a new place to shop. At least for the month of June. I find it hilarious that corporations are desperate to proclaim how much they love Ls, Gs, Bs, especially the Ts, Qs, As, Is, other Is, Ps, and whatever the hell the +s are for one only and only one month out of the year. July through May? Meh.
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May 24, 2023 at 07:53AM - Brodigan
Watch: YouTuber highlights Target's pride collection that has company panicked they are becoming the next Bud Light
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