Right-wing edgelords are built different. It's not enough to mock Joe Biden for falling off his bike like a senile old dinkus. It's not even enough to start a trend where patriots reenact Ol' Puddinghead falling off his bike. No, the location needed to be marked as a historical landmark on Google Maps. Welcome to Brandon Falls!
For those of you unfamiliar with "Brandon," here's a quick recap: Americans realized Joe Biden sucks at his job (and life). College students started chanting "F*ck Joe Biden" at football games. Other Americans joined in. At a NASCAR race, while the crowd was chanting "F*ck Joe Biden," a dingbat reporter thought they were chanting "Let's Go, Brandon." That's when "Let's Go, Brandon" became its own thing.
Brandon Falls is because, well... "Brandon" fell. As of 8:40 AM on Monday, it is still up on Google and reviews are starting to pour in. It currently has a perfect 5.0 stars out of 62 reviews.
"Take your note cards reminding you where to walk, sit down and speak with."
"If biking here, best to bring a guide who knows how to follow the white line in the middle of the road..."
"Very nice place to ride a bike. Just be careful not to cause too much inflation in your tires or you can end up crashing your whole bike into the ground. But if that happens, just blame Putin. People will "fall" for it!"
"Right up there with the Statue of Liberty, Grand Canyon and Mount Rushmore."
"A really great spot to take some photos, but leave your children home because there are a lot of child predators in the area."
"Some say if you look closely you can see the dementia from a mile away."
As one user said, "whoever did this is a legend." Yes, yes they are. I can't wait until the weekend when people start tailgating there. Nothing but patriots pulling up lawn chairs, crushing Miller Lite's while wearing the empty 12-pack on their head, and taking turns falling off their Schwinn. I love you, internet.
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July 19, 2022 at 07:54AM - Brodigan
'Whoever Did This is a Legend:' Trolls Get Spot Biden Fell Off Bike Marked as Historical Landmark on Google
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