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CORUSCANT - Emperor Sheev Palpatine has made a new push for blaster control in an effort to bring peace to the galaxy.'We live in a world where the common rogue feels he can just shoot first whenever he feels like it,' Palpatine said in a speech at the former headquarters of the Galactic Senate. 'Th...
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CORUSCANT - Emperor Sheev Palpatine has made a new push for blaster control in an effort to bring peace to the galaxy.'We live in a world where the common rogue feels he can just shoot first whenever he feels like it,' Palpatine said in a speech at the former headquarters of the Galactic Senate. 'Th...
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