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The nation was rocked to its core this week after a substance later determined to be cocaine was found in the West Wing of the White House. The always-trustworthy and not-in-any-way-corrupt D.C. Police Department immediately launched a very thorough 15-minute investigation to learn the identity of the culprit.
15 Other Things The Secret Service Found At The White House,
July 07, 2023 at 03:57PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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