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EDEN—Eden’s population took a sharp decline — down to zero — as the two residents, Adam and Eve, were kicked out of paradise for their intolerant views on gender. “Get out of here and take your MAGA hats with you!” yelled a cherubim at them as he set a flaming sword at the edge of the garden to block their way back in.
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Adam And Eve Kicked Out Of Garden Of Eden For Having Only Two Genders,
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