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DES MOINES, IA — Motivated by a lackluster showing in Monday evening's caucus, presidential candidate Nikki Haley has ordered the bombing of Iowa. Reports coming in from the ground indicate hundreds of eligible voters have lost their lives as a result of attacks on key polling locations throughout the state. Nikki Haley has officially claimed responsibility for the attacks.
After Lackluster Showing, Nikki Haley Orders Bombing Of Iowa,
January 15, 2024 at 09:19PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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