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U.S.—The full effects of keeping the country shut down for such a long period of time are yet unknown, but a new report suggests that if the shutdown lasts much longer, disaster is looming.
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Alarming Report Suggests Americans Can't Go Much Longer Without Jobs And Haircuts Before Becoming Hippies,
April 22, 2020 at 10:11AM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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