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PORTLAND, OR — An Alaska Airlines pilot reportedly saved hundreds of lives this week by deftly steering his plane to avoid dirigibles flown by hostile tribes of machine elves.
Alaska Airlines Pilot Heroically Saves Plane From Crashing Into Dirigibles Flown By Warring Factions Of Machine Elves,
October 25, 2023 at 02:44PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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