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ST. LOUIS, MO — After hearing another cry to the Almighty over a broken McDonald's ice cream machine, the Lord sent an angel to reassure believers that in Christ's Kingdom the machines will at least work the majority of the time.
Angels Announce McDonald's Ice Cream Machines On New Earth Will Work 67% Of The Time,
August 14, 2022 at 09:51AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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