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HEAVEN — After once again finding herself with fourteen million messages asking for prayer, the Blessed Virgin Mary decided to finally just set her voicemail to forward directly to Jesus.
Annoyed Mary Sets Voicemail To Forward Directly To Jesus,
August 07, 2022 at 03:13PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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