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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — As hordes of desperate female customers continue to mob stores across the nation, Target announced it will begin placing razor wire around Stanley cups.
Target Places Razor Wire Around Stanley Cups,
January 26, 2024 at 04:53PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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