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AUSTIN, TX — A local man declared himself free of any need to belong to a local church, relying instead on the fact that he studies the Bible for himself, clearly indicating he has never studied the Bible for himself.
'I Don't Need Church, I Study The Bible For Myself,' Says Man Who Has Clearly Never Studied The Bible For Himself,
February 26, 2024 at 05:18PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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