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PORTLAND, OR—Local progressive man William Mollison is currently obediently awaiting CDC instructions on whether or not it's OK for him to inhale and exhale.
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Liberal Obediently Awaits CDC Instructions On Whether It's OK For Him To Breathe,
March 10, 2021 at 12:17PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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