![]() WASHINGTON, D.C—The Senate has passed legislation that would make daylight savings time permanent. This decision has garnered bipartisan support but has run into a slight hiccup as congresswoman AOC has objected, stating we must continue to set our clocks twice a year. The post AOC To Vote Against Making Daylight Savings Permanent, Saying Americans Consume Too Much Sunlight Already appeared first on The Babylon Bee. AOC To Vote Against Making Daylight Savings Permanent, Saying Americans Consume Too Much Sunlight Already, March 16, 2022 at 10:56AM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at The Babylon Bee ![]() U.S.—As a result of burgeoning inflation rates, anyone attempting to give an opinion must now add their four cents to a conversation in lieu of the traditional two. Economists expect a dramatic decrease in the number of opinions shared as a result. The post Due To Inflation, People Will Now Have To Add Their Four Cents appeared first on The Babylon Bee. Due To Inflation, People Will Now Have To Add Their Four Cents, March 15, 2022 at 03:48PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at The Babylon Bee ![]() FRESNO, CA—A local family ended up spending over a hundred dollars on their fast-food meal Monday when they got stuck idling in the drive-thru for ten minutes. Due to high gas prices, what used to be a convenience has turned into a crippling expense for millions of American families. The post Fast-Food Meal Costs Family $100 After They Idle In Drive-Thru For Ten Minutes appeared first on The Babylon Bee. Fast-Food Meal Costs Family $100 After They Idle In Drive-Thru For Ten Minutes, March 15, 2022 at 02:42PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at The Babylon Bee ![]() EDEN—Mankind was plunged into sin and death after the first man and his wife Eve disobeyed God's command and ate of the tree they were clearly commanded not to eat from. However, new information indicates there's more to the story than originally thought. According to sources, after being caught red-handed by the Almighty, the couple reminded him that all this is really Putin's fault. The post Adam And Eve Tell God That Putin Made Them Eat Forbidden Fruit appeared first on The Babylon Bee. Adam And Eve Tell God That Putin Made Them Eat Forbidden Fruit, March 15, 2022 at 12:56PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at The Babylon Bee |
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