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ST. PAUL, MN — Having purchased a standing mixer for his wife last month, local man Jared Simmons has found himself unable to escape a virtual blitzkrieg of standing mixer advertisements.
Man Who's Already Purchased Product Just Wants The Ads To Stop,
March 11, 2023 at 12:51PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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