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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Appearing before the Senate beneath a mysterious, hooded robe, California Senator Diane Feinstein addressed the hushed audience, speaking in a gravelly, Sidious-like voice.
Feinstein Says A Recent Jedi Attempt On Her Life Has Left Her Scarred And Deformed,
May 11, 2023 at 11:36AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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