WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Secret Service concluded its investigation into the theft of hamburgers owned by notable clowned man Ronald McDonald after a full-scale search turned up no sign of the missing burger sack or a viable suspect. The Hamburglar was reportedly not questioned to avoid the appearance of profiling or discrimination.
Secret Service 'Unable To Identify A Suspect' In Case Of Ronald McDonald's Missing Hamburgers,
July 18, 2023 at 10:34AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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