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HELSINKI — A young Finnish child was suddenly imbued with the incredible powers of advanced age and dementia Thursday after being bitten by a stray American president. Her DNA forever changed; the adorable one-year-old has since transformed into Old Baby, a defender of children everywhere.
Baby Gains The Powers Of An Old Man After Being Bitten By Biden,
July 14, 2023 at 02:42PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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