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Hunter Biden Heads To Carowinds Amusement Park After Hearing There's Crack On Their Roller Coaster,
July 05, 2023 at 02:05PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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Hunter Biden Heads To Carowinds Amusement Park After Hearing There's Crack On Their Roller Coaster7/5/2023 ![]() Hunter Biden Heads To Carowinds Amusement Park After Hearing There's Crack On Their Roller Coaster, July 05, 2023 at 02:05PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee ![]() HEAVEN — A terrifying new report has sent shockwaves throughout the Christian community, as rumors swirled that people who skim through the genealogies in their Bible reading will be barred from entering Heaven. Report: People Who Only Skim-Read Bible's Genealogies Forbidden From Entering Heaven, July 05, 2023 at 01:49PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee ![]() With the Fourth of July behind us, we as a nation can finally return to topless men twerking on the lawn of the White House as part of America's fabulous Summer of Pride, just like the Founding Fathers envisioned. 10 Far-Right Extremist Ways To Show Your Love For America, July 05, 2023 at 01:45PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee ![]() UKRAINE — Things got awkward this morning after a Ukrainian soldier and a Russian Spetsnaz operator both arrived at Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant to blow it up and blame the other side for the ensuing disaster. Awkward: Russian And Ukrainian Soldiers Arrive At The Same Nuclear Power Plant To Blow It Up And Blame On Each Other, July 05, 2023 at 12:53PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee ![]() WASHINGTON, D.C. — New White House janitor Günter Hiden received high marks for punctuality after arriving early Wednesday to clean up the leftover cocaine that had been previously discovered in the White House's famous West Wing. New White House Janitor Günter Hiden Arrives To Clean Up Leftover Cocaine, July 05, 2023 at 12:19PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee ![]() KANSAS CITY, MO — In the middle of what would eventually be a 9-3 drubbing against the Minnesota Twins, Kansas City Royals announcers spent hours searching for new ways to spice up the broadcast by talking about anything other than the game going on in front of them. Baseball Commentators Try To Make Game More Exciting By Talking About Other Stuff, July 05, 2023 at 12:11PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee Biden Promise To Restore Decency In White House Fulfilled As Crack Found Was Of Highest Quality7/5/2023 ![]() WASHINGTON, D.C. — Joe Biden's pledge during the 2020 Presidential Election to restore decency and integrity to the White House has been fulfilled, as testing revealed the cocaine found on the premises this week was truly of the highest quality. Biden Promise To Restore Decency In White House Fulfilled As Crack Found Was Of Highest Quality, July 05, 2023 at 11:30AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee Democrats Confused By Parades Where Everyone Keeps Their Clothes On And Doesnt Swing Sex Toys Around7/5/2023 ![]() U.S. — Democrats across the nation were reportedly confused by thousands of local parades held yesterday, as everyone in them kept their clothes on and didn't swing sex toys around. Democrats Confused By Parades Where Everyone Keeps Their Clothes On And Doesn’t Swing Sex Toys Around, July 05, 2023 at 10:02AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee ![]() AUSTIN, TX — Local commie Landon Rawls put his hatred for freedom on full display today, making a mockery of America's birthday by lighting nothing but a sparkler. Godless Commie Only Does Sparklers On Fourth Of July, July 04, 2023 at 09:26PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee ![]() WASHINGTON, DC — The president is missing! A source confirmed late Tuesday night that President Biden, apparently spooked by Independence Day fireworks, piddled on a rug before bolting in terror into the woods behind the White House. Spooked By Fireworks, Biden Pees On Carpet, Disappears In The Woods Behind The White House, July 04, 2023 at 01:44PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee |
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