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U.S.—Today President Trump signed an executive order requiring all protesters to only burn down their own neighborhoods. The order took effect immediately and immediately ended all riots, as protesters didn't want to actually move to the cities they're burning down.
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Rioters Finally Stop Thanks To New Law Requiring Them To Only Burn Down Their Own Neighborhoods,
September 01, 2020 at 12:39PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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