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DEL RIO, TX — Vice President and Border Czar Kamala Harris announced this week that the southern border is "completely secure." According to sources, she made the announcement while crowd-surfing on a massive caravan of migrants.
‘The Border Is Secure!’ Shouts Kamala Harris While Crowd-Surfing On Migrant Caravan,
September 12, 2022 at 01:59PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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