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![]() Brought to you by The Crenshaw Youth Summit: 10 Socialist Arguments That DESTROY Capitalism FOR GOOD, September 02, 2022 at 11:10AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee ![]() PHILADELPHIA, PA — In a speech tonight, Joe Biden condemned fascism and extremism while also debuting a delightful little mustachioed look. Biden Condemns Fascism In Speech While Also Debuting Attractive New Mustache, September 01, 2022 at 09:00PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee ![]() GASPARILLA ISLAND, FL — Fox News personality and host of Tucker Carlson Tonight was informed by his doctor today that his look of befuddlement is permanent. Sources close to Mr. Carlson have confirmed that he had not heeded his mother's admonition: "If you keep making that face, you'll get stuck with it, young man!" After Dismissing Warnings From His Mother, Tucker Carlson's Face Is Now Stuck That Way, September 01, 2022 at 04:58PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee ![]() U.S. — Amazon Prime subscribers can now "enjoy" the new big-budget television series The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power, delivered straight to their favorite streaming device. The show joins is the icing on the cake of junk that Amazon is currently sending to people's homes every day. Amazon Delivers Another Pile Of Unwanted Crap To Your House, September 01, 2022 at 02:59PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee ![]() U.S. — WNBA games are the last place on earth where a person can safely social distance, say infectious disease experts. As a result of these findings, the WNBA is enjoying a surge in its fanbase as tens of people flock to the games to get away from "germ-infested grandma killers." WNBA Games Now Last Place On Earth Where You Can Safely Social Distance, September 01, 2022 at 01:54PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee ![]() Brought to you by Patriot Mobile: 9 Easy Ways To Assuage Your White Guilt, September 01, 2022 at 01:37PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee ![]() WASHINGTON, D.C. — After seven days of refusing to explain how he will pay for the $500 billion student loan handout, President Biden finally revealed his plans to fund debt forgiveness while also combatting climate change by opening up his hand and showing the press three magic beans. Biden Claims He Will Combat Climate Change, Fight Inflation, And Pay Off All Your Debts Using This Packet Of Magic Beans, September 01, 2022 at 01:32PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee ![]() HOUSTON, TX — Governor Abbott has responded to the ongoing border crisis by bussing illegal immigrants to other parts of the country to see how they like it. The only problem is Abbott made the mistake of bussing some of them to Chicago and now everyone has now been shot. Texas Buses Illegal Immigrants To Chicago And Oh No They’ve All Been Shot, September 01, 2022 at 12:32PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee ![]() WASHINGTON, DC — The world's top climate change scientists were shocked by the recent discovery that the leading cause of global warming is actually an enormous, ongoing dumpster fire located at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Primary Cause Of Global Warning Found To Be Massive Dumpster Fire Burning At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave Washington DC, September 01, 2022 at 12:07PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee ![]() TEMECULA, CA — After a harrowing incident with an aggressive hobo last year, local man Kevin Michaels picked up a membership at a nearby boxing gym for regular training. Sources confirm he has thrown himself into building his skills and strength, and now wouldn't even blink if attacked by a 60-lb heavy-bag, provided he had his 16-oz training gloves, hand-wraps, and mouth guard ready as well. Boxing Training Gives Man Skills To Defend Himself If He's Ever Assaulted By A 60-Pound Cylindrical Beanbag, September 01, 2022 at 11:52AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee |
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