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SOLVANG, CA — A local uncultured peasant was unable to make it to work Monday because his Uber driver arrived in a brand-new Tesla Model 3 and he couldn't figure out how to open the door.
Ignorant Peasant Doesn't Know How To Operate Tesla Door,
December 04, 2023 at 04:30PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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