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WASHINGTON D.C. — According to the Associated Press, sources close to President Biden reported this week that the embattled president is ‘often alive and conscious but sometimes mostly dead.'
Associated Press: 'Biden Is Often Alive And Conscious, But Sometimes Mostly Dead',
July 05, 2024 at 03:34PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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