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BOSTON, MA — A tense standoff threatened to extend much longer than just the remainder of the afternoon, as an atheist was determined to sit and wait for his IKEA coffee table to assemble itself.
Atheist Patiently Waits For Ikea Coffee Table To Assemble Itself,
March 01, 2024 at 05:33PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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