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LAGUNA NIGUEL, CA — Authorities announced their arrival at the home of Blake Blertherberg with a terse knock on his front door. They were there to confiscate his man card after he had called a handyman to fix a faucet, like the sad excuse for a man he is.
Authorities Arrive To Confiscate Husband's Man Card After He Calls Handyman To Fix Faucet,
August 02, 2022 at 12:57PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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