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SALT LAKE CITY, UT — By all accounts a subpar Mormon, local man Bryce Smith was assigned to govern Pluto upon his sudden passing yesterday.
Bad Mormon Assigned To Pluto,
July 30, 2023 at 09:30AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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