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U.S.—Baptists across the nation announced they were delighted as everyone is finally practicing the proper, God-ordained distance of six feet for dancing.
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Baptists Delighted As Everyone Finally Dancing Six Feet Apart,
April 09, 2020 at 02:11PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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