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WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Biden Admin has announced plans for 500 million new masks which will be shipped out for free to U.S. residents. These masks will have a brand-new design feature: a small mouth hole so that people can easily smoke their government-issued crack pipes.
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Biden Admin Issues New Masks With Holes In Them So You Can Smoke Your Free Government Crack Pipe,
February 09, 2022 at 01:15PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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