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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Sporting a purple pin-striped suit and top hat while twirling a cane whimsically, President Biden announced today that he has hidden five golden crack pipes among the millions of taxpayer-funded safe smoking kits.
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Biden Announces He Has Hidden 5 Golden Crack Pipes In Safe Smoking Kits,
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