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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden today issued a new executive order mandating that every single American be covered with sunscreen, in order to protect the good Americans who are already wearing sunscreen.
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Biden Declares We Must Spray Sunscreen On Everyone To Protect Those Already Wearing Sunscreen,
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