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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Joe Biden's pledge during the 2020 Presidential Election to restore decency and integrity to the White House has been fulfilled, as testing revealed the cocaine found on the premises this week was truly of the highest quality.
Biden Promise To Restore Decency In White House Fulfilled As Crack Found Was Of Highest Quality,
July 05, 2023 at 11:30AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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