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WASHINGTON, D.C. — An unexpected period of sudden transition swept through the nation's capital today after the White House announced President Joe Biden had to be put down after yet another incident in which he bit a baby. Vice President Kamala Harris will now ascend to the presidency.
Biden Put Down After Biting Another Baby,
July 26, 2023 at 11:29AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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