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COBRA ISLAND — In a prudent move to mitigate the effects of inflation on everyday families with the last name of "Biden," President Joe Biden sold a million barrels from the U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserves to COBRA, enemy of American freedom and nemesis of the G.I. Joe team.
Biden Sells A Million Barrels From Strategic Petroleum Reserve To COBRA,
July 08, 2022 at 12:24PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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