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WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of his administration's top priority, President Joe Biden has vowed to eliminate all junk fees, though he clarified that his customary "10% for the Big Guy" fee will remain in place for all bribes and kickbacks.
Biden Vows To Eliminate All Junk Fees Except The '10% For The Big Guy',
June 16, 2023 at 10:56AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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