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WORLD — A mysterious new virus is forcing millions of people around the world to call in sick to work today, according to sources.
Bizarre New Illness Causes Millions To Stay Home From Work Today,
May 12, 2023 at 10:37AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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