WASHINGTON, D.C.—Supreme Court Justice Clarance Thomas has issued his long-awaited judicial opinion on whether Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese is the best flavor of Dorito. Experts hope his written opinion may finally bring the age-old debate to rest.
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