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SAN DIEGO, CA — Authorities say they aren't quite sure what to make of the "totally Mexican man" they picked up over the weekend who identifies himself as Mohammed Sanchez. According to sources, he crossed the U.S.-Mexico border with a caravan of undocumented immigrants but drew a lot of attention to himself because of his thick beard, turban, and what he claimed was a "purely decorative" AK-47.
Border Patrol Not Too Sure About This 'Mohammed Sanchez' Guy,
May 15, 2023 at 12:19PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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