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NEW BRAUNFELS, TX — Despite an already crowded field consisting of popular incumbent Greg Abbott, Irish drug-addict Robert O'Rourke, and several unknown candidates, a dark horse candidate has threatened to upset the governor's race: Bucc-ee Beaver announced his candidacy today.
Buc-ee's Beaver Announces Run For Texas Governor,
July 13, 2022 at 09:41AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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