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VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis issued a papal bull Thursday authorizing the production of a new HM-18X Assault Rosary. The pope detailed key features of the innovative new rosary in his edict, including rapid-fire decades, an extended crucifix clip, and a laser sight for as yet undisclosed reasons.
Catholics Unveil High-Capacity Assault Rosary,
August 18, 2022 at 03:06PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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