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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Officials at the CDC said today that the surprising virulence and persistence of Afghanistan news may require a whole new COVID variant to distract the country from it.
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CDC Says A New COVID Variant May Be Needed To Effectively Bury Afghanistan News,
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