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JACKSON, MS — In a desperate bid to stop First Baptist Church from voting on hideous new carpet, local elder Gary McCord took matters into his own hands and pulled the church's fire alarm.
Church Elder Pulls Fire Alarm To Delay Vote On New Carpet,
October 01, 2023 at 01:40PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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