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CANE RIDGE, KY — The secret grand council of the churches of Christ, meeting at the sacred stones upon which the restoration movement was founded (now a Cracker Barrel), formally declared that guitars in worship are A-OK, providing they are of the air variety.
Church Of Christ Grand Council Declares Air Guitar OK During Worship,
April 01, 2024 at 05:46PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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