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SELLERSVILLE, PA — Safety officials have confirmed that the rickety-looking, collapsible roller coaster at your local town carnival, which is currently being operated by a toothless meth addict, is probably fine.
Collapsible Carnival Ride Operated By Toothless Meth Addict Probably Fine,
July 19, 2022 at 05:36PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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